Latest race news: MIKE WEBBER is a little wussy momma's boy and he has no business anywhere near any race track or near any living animal that he can catch,as he would probably try to overpower the creature using illegal substances derived from his makeshift methlab and then have sex with it. an unnamed person observed him tuesday "whakin-off" near a tool shed to pictures of the latest lineup of echo workers that he apparently clipped out of the local newspaper."thats some messed up shit right there!" said  (president of the world) Travis Mitchell.  mitchell went on to say that webber is the most whacked out tweeker on the planet today and reminds him of Brandon Meyer (the alleged wife beating cop and professional modified driver) another problem with webber is that he has his head so far up Kerr344's ass you can't tell where one ends and the other begins,compounding that problem is the fact that Kerr344 doesn't know shit from applebutter when it comes to racing. we think these people suck,and you should too!